Talking for Hours !!!!

Disclaimer:-

"All persons in this show are fictional and any resemblance is a coincidence"

Introduction to Characters.

Sapana :- An IT Engr. Working in some MNC

Ashish:- An IT Engr. eariler worked with one of his Friend Sapana. Now he is working at different location.

Conversation starts when a Call Comes at one fine Afternoon after lunch.

Sapana: Kya kar rahe ho?
Ashish: Office me hooo………
Sapana: Breakfast kiya?
Ashish: Haa.. tumne?
Sapana: Kya khaaya?
Ashish: Paraathe
Sapana: Kaise the..pata hai aaj maine nashta nahi kiya
Ashish: Kyu??
Sapana: Aj bhookh nahi ha
Ashish: Kya hua???????
Sapana: Pata nahi
Ashish: Batao na
Sapana: Kal rat se hi thoda mood off ha
Ashish: Kyon
Sapana: Koi mere sath nahi ha
Ashish: Kya hua
Sapana: Akela mahsoos kaqr rahi hu
Ashish: Nahi mai hu na
Sapana: Sachi??
Sapana: Acha 5000 udhar de do room rent dena ha…ab mai tumhare hi barose hu
Ashish: silent……………………..
Sapana: Kya hua?
Sapana: Chup kyo ho gaye?

Ashish: Aur batao kya chal rha hai….(Acting as if he did not hear the request for udhar)
Sapana: Kuch nahi.
Ashish: Aur ghar pay sab kaise hain.
Sapana: Theek hai…Chal raha hai….
Ashish: Aur is mahine ki salary se kya kiya(in an amusing tone acting as if tang kheech raha ho).
Sapana: Kharch ho gayee.
Ashish: See u r very irresponsible…I would always like my Sapana to be independent aap ko soch samajh ke paise kharch karne chahiye
so that you don’t have to depend on others for u r needs na..

Sapana :- others?.... I mean tum toh mere ho na .. I mean “apne”… apnon pe dependant nahin hote, apnon ke toh saath hote hain…
Ashish :- Silent (yaar yeh kahini ghar ghar ki kab dekhna band karegi)
Sapana:- kahan ho tum, kuch bol nahin rahe?..
Ashish:- Nahin aapki baatein sun raha tha (Parvati ki aatma na aajaye ismein ab)
Sapana :- Kabhi kabhi mujhe lagta hai tum mujhe samjh hi nahin paaye
Ashish:- Silent ( bernoulli theorem hai tu yaar)
Sapana:- mujhe lagta hai aap mujhe kabhi samjh nahin paoge
Ashish:- Silent ( ho gayi shuru)
Sapana:- aap shayd mujhe samjhna chahthe hi nahin
Ashish:- Silent ( sab kuch toh pata hai tumhein)
Sapana:- ya phir aap mujhe samjhthe ho, par nasamaj bante ho..
Ashish :- Silent(paagal ho jaunga yaar mein)
Sapana:- kahan ho tum, kuch toh bolo na…
Ashish:- silent ( tu chup kare toh bolon)
Sapana: - acha sorry, bas baba naraz mat hona.. u know na “I love you”
Ashish:- Smiles……….. J J J J J J J
Sapana:- haste kyon ho yaar..
Ashish:- baba, I also love you toooooooo much!....
Sapana:- acha mujhe itna pyar kyon karte ho…
Ashish:- aap ho hi itne ache…. Sweet se aur pyare se..
Sapana:- hm… J
Ashish:- pata hai tum bahut pyare ho yaar..
Sapana:- hm.. J
Ashish:- man karta hai bas tumse yuhin baatein karta rahon J
Sapana:- hm… J
Ashish:- acha suno, tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho J
Sapana:- bahut
Ashish:- Kitna
Sapana:- bahut bahut.. aur tum? J
Ashish:- mein toh bas…… aap hi ho mere liye sab kuch… aur kya kahoon yaar..
Sapana:- acha suno, mere 500 min khatham ho rahe hain… please aap phone kar lo
Ashish:- Silent

Sapana:- aap kar rahe ho na…
Ashish:- silent..
Sapana:- mein phone rakhon, aap kar rahe ho…
Ashish:- silent…
Sapana:- acha mein rakh rahi hoon, aap karo mujhe call…
Ashish:- silent…
Sapana: kya hua naraz ho?? Ashish : nahi to…..
Sapana :phir why u were silent while talking?
Ashish : nahi who Football ka match aa raha tha……
Sapana : india ne kitne run banaye ?? JJ
Ashish: sweetheart its football isme runs nahi hote
Sapana: pata nahi tum kya dekhte rehte ho [naraz]
Ashish: silent
Sapana silent
Ashish : wt happnd
Sapana :nthing
Ashish :match khatam ho gaya …..
Sapana: hmm theek hai I am feeling sleepy
Ashish:bt suno to maine to dekho to are tm kya hue
Sapana: phone cut JJ

Ashish calls back again…

Ashish: jaanu kya hua…
Sapana: hona kya hai…jaao tum match hi dekho apna…main kaun hoti hun..main nahin baat karti tumse
Ashish : yaar aisa to mat kaho pls
Sapana : silent
Ashish : maine aisa kya kar diya
Sapana : abhi aur baaki hi kya hai…ab mujhse important to tumhara match hi ho gaya hai..
Ashish: aisa nahin hai dear
Sapana: sab pata hai mujhe….tum sab ladke ek jaise hi hote ho…huh
Ashish: silent
Sapana :jaao mujhe nahin baat karni tumse :@
Phone cut again

this time Sapana calls......
Ashish: hi janu i have been missing you continuously. i heard my heartbeat.
Sapana: i was missing you too.
Ashish: kya kar rahi ho?
Sapana: kuch nahi.
Ashish: kyon kya hua?
Sapana: kuch nahi.
Ashish: phir bhi.
Sapana: kuch nahi.
Ashish: are kuch to hua hoga?
Sapana: nahi yaar aise hi. bas man thoda udas hai.
Ashish: achcha theek hai.
Sapana: pata hai, mere cubicle me ek ladka hai jo hamesha mujhe ping karta rahta hai ?
Ashishs(with increased curiosity): phir?????
Sapana: pata nahi, pahle sirf hi hello hoti thi. par ab to hamesha lunch ke liye poochta rahta hai.
Ashish: Tumne kya reply kiya use… uss ladke ko bataa dena ki you are already engaged. (arre yaar iska koi bharosa nahi)
Sapana: I cant tell him, accha nahi lagta ( waise bura nahi hai “woh”)
Ashish: Main baat karu use ? ( hope gym nahi jata ho ,maar khaani pudegee)
Sapana : nahi theek hai mein sambhal lunge.. I love you Jaanu..
Ashish : J I love you too… You are coming for lunch tomorrow na.. ?
Sapana : nahi dear.. I have important work tommmorow. :P
Ashish: Tumne kal bhi lunch nahin kiya tha….
Kya baat naraaz ho…
Sapana: nahin..aaj kal kaam bahut hai
Sapana: chalo accha..tum itna kehte ho toh aaj movie dekhne chalte hain…Bachna ae haseeno !!(BACHO….!!!)
Ashish: Darling,vo movie toh tumne team ke saath already dekh li….
Sapana: Toh tumhare saath nahin dekh sakti kya…(gaye…..!!)
Ashish: silent
Sapana: kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki tum mujhse baat hi nahin karma chahte…
I really love you u know…?(sahi meinJJ))..u r the best..n all that ….
Sapana: ye peeche se awaaz kiski hai…kaun hai tumhaare paas…
Ashish: silent
Sapana: kisi ladki ki awaaz lagti hai….bolo kaun hai…chup kyun ho..??
Ashish : bechara abhi tak chup hai

Sapana : Kon hai wo ?? Batao naaaaaaaaa….
Ashish: Tumne khana khaya janu?
Sapana : BATAO.
Ashish: Aree…
Sapana : BATAO.
Ashish : Are wo meri nayi cub mate hai. Bahot baate karti hai.
Sapana : Achaa?? Fresher hai kya?
Ashish : Pata nahi (Nam - Payal Age - 21 From Mumabai. Still single J Stays in aundh near McD…. )
Sapana : Tumhare project me hai kya?
Ashish : Haa..I mean nahi (margaye..)
Sapana : Kya matlab? Tum muzse kuch chupa rahe ho.
Ashish : Silent…
Sapana : Kya hua? Kuch to bolo…
Ashish: Nahi jaanu. Tum soch rai ho waisa kuch nahi hai.
Sapana : Tumhe kya pata me kya soch rahi hu??
Ashish : (Bhagwan..bachale) Are janu..mere team mates chai pe bula rahe hai. Baad me I will call you. Ok? I love you
Sapana : Haan Haan. Ab to tum chai pe team mates ke saath hi jaoge… Nayi ladki jo hai…
Ashish: Silent..

( phone CUT J )

Sapana calls after 10 min...tring tring....

Sapana : hi dear...
Ashish : hello jaanu...
Sapana : ho gayi chai???
Ashish : today i had coffee...
Sapana : why? but u dont like coffee..
Ashish : arey..wo...eisehi...
Sapana : us naye ladki ne force kiya na???
Ashish : arey no dear...(waise haan)
Sapana : to fir aaj coffee kyu???
Ashish : aaj maan kiya coffee pine ka....
Sapana : ok...waise aaj mera wine/brandy pine ka maan kar raha hain...
Ashish : are dear why r u getting angry? (bewadi kahi ki...ja pi...n dont ask me for money...)

Sapana : im not at all angry...by the way...whats her name?
Ashish : whose?
Sapana : (kamine pata hain kisake baare me puchh rahi hu...angrily...) us naye ladki ka?
Ashish : hmmm...Tulika....

Sapana : ohh..nice name...but whats the meaning?
Ashish : are ye bhi pata nahi tumhe...Tulika means... "lower part of MORPANKH which is used for writing"
Sapana : ok ok...do u know meaning of my name???
Ashish : (are iska naam kya hain???) hey dear...i have lots of work...will call u later...
Sapana : (ab to tumhe kaam yaad aa jayega...) ok...will wait for ur call and for meaning of my name too..
(PHONE CUT....)
Ashish : hello hello....(achha hua rakh diya...abhi to bach gaya yaar...google pe search karata hu eske naam ka meaning...)

and it continuous.... :)